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Saturday, March 14, 2015

Chupke Say Behan Ki Chudai Ki

BEHAN KI CHUDAI CHUPKE CHUPKE.
Mera naam rohit hai aur punjab mein rehta hun meri umer 20 saal hain jo kahani mein aap sab ko batanay jaa raha hun woh 3 saal pehle ki kahani hain aur meray pariwaar mein 2 bhai, aur ek 18 saal ki behan hai, behan ka naam neetu hain, pita jee ke death ko 5 saal hogaye hai aur hum jayada ameer nahi hain ghar v bus theek hain, to yeh baat jab ko hai jab garmiyaan chal rahi thi to garmiyon mein jayada tar light chali jaati hain raat ko to toh tab vi jaati thi to hum log upar chat mein sotey teh, dusrey kampray mein maa, tisrey kamrey mein behan aur mein, mein tab jayata bada nahi tah to kabhi kabhi maa kabhi behan ke saath sota tah to un dino mein behan ke saath sota tah, raat ke 9 bajaya hum sab khana khaake upar chat mein chalay gaye.

To mein behan ke saath sota tah, aur meri behan ki umer 21 saal thi tab rang gora tah aur kya bataon kya jism tah. to kahani kuch yun hai ke mujhe chudai ke baarey mein kuch jiyada pata nahi tah aur bohet toda bohat pata tha woh bhi filmey dekh ke, mein aur behan so rahe teh to raat ko achanak mera haath behan ki gaand mein jaa kar laga to meri neend khul gayi to mein ne dekha ke behan doosri taraf mu karke lethi hui thi aur uski gaand meri taraf tah.

To mein wahi pe apna haat rakh kar let gaya aur maja leta raha aur meri behan suit pehn ke soti hai to mein salwaar ke upar se uski gaand mein haath ferney laga aur maja lene laga aur doosrey haat se apna lun ke sehlanay laga baad mein mujhe neend aagayi toh so gaya wahi haath rakh ke subjey jab jaaga to sab uthey hue teh, bhai kaa pe gaye hue teh behan aur mein college chale gaye, fir raat ko mujhe neend nahi arahi thi jab behan so gayi to mein ne bohet himat kar kay haath uski gaand mein rakh diya aur haath waha ghumnay laga aur behan ke najdik hogaya, mere lun khara hogaya tah toh behan ki gaand ke paas karke zor laga ke saath lagakay chup chaap leta raha, ese hi hogaya , subhey uthey to fir wahi sab, us din college ke baad behan se thodi baha hui but woh thode ajeeb tarikey se baat karahi thi, fir us raat behan so gayai to mene fir gand mein apna haath rakh diya aur sehlanay laga woh thodi hili mein chup hogaya to woh dusri taraf mu karkey lethi hui thi wesey hu lethi rahi fir mere haath tab v wahi raha.

Mein ne haath sehlana laga to us ki p!nty ko mehsoos kiya aur wahi pe haath ghumata raha, fir lun ko bahar nikala aur pajanmay se uske saath hoke lun us ki gaanke saath lagatey leta raha esi hi pata nahi laga kabhi so gaya subhay jab utha to dekha land bahar hi tah aur behan uth chuki thi mein dar gaya us din sunday tah jab niche gaya shat se toh dekha behan safayi karahu thi maa kitch mein thi aur mein ne brush aur chai peene kay baad nahakay aya to tyar hokar tv dekhney lagaya, behan ne bhi kaam khatam karliya tahuar me bed par let gaya fir behan mere kareeb leth gayi mein uth kar beth gaya to behan ne kaha kya hua dar kyu rahe hon raat ko bhi to saath hi let teh hai aur muskaranay lagi, mein smajh gaya behan ko pata chala gaya to mein chup chaap bahar chalagaya, baad mein raat ko khana khakey upar gaye. Behan mere kareeb let gayi aur kehney lagayi aab bhi tum dar rahe hon, kareeb 11 pm tak mujhe neend nahi aai fir behan doosri taraf muh karke so gayi fir 12 baj gaye fir mein ne mehsoos kiya behan mere kareeb hogayi thi, aur meri khuwaari bar gayi aur bohet himaat karkay haath behan ki gand mein rakh diya.

Fir haath ko gaand mein sehlanay laga tab mein ne mehsoos kiya uski salwaar loose thi shayad shalwar ka nara loose tah, mere sehlanay se salwar thodi niche kisak gayi toh mera haath us ke choot ke kareeb chala gaya mein ne haath wesay hi rakha choot ke kareeb aur is tarha aur shalwar neeche agayi aur is tarha apna haath us ki gaand mein ghoomanay laga to woh thoda seedhi ho kar leth gayi aur mere haath uski aagay waley hisay choot ke upar p@nty pay aagay mein chup chaap let gaya aur is tarha shalwar bohet niche hogayi.

Ab behan ki puri shalwaar p3anty se niche hogayi, mein ne haath uski p@nty pe rakh ke let gaya aur is tarha fir woh doosri taraf let gayi, mera haath us ki gaand mein agaya. fir poori raat ese hi guzar gayi fir woh subah 8 bajay college chali gayi aur mein tayaar ho kar school chala gaya. Behan shaam ko ghar ayi mei table mein apna school ka kaam karaha tah aur meri behan ne cute se smile di aur kaha sab theek hai mein ne kaha haa sab theek aur mein smajh gaya is koi pata chal gaya fir raat ko didi ne school ke baarey mein poocha aur kareeb 10 bajay kaha mujhe neend arahi hai tum bhi so jaaon. next day oct 2 tah sarkari chuti thi.
Is tarha mein ne us hi tarha apna kaam repeat kiya apna haath unki gand mein rakha aur sehlanay laga, aur is tarha shalwar neeche hogayai dekha kya key behan ne us din pa#nty nahi pehne hui thi mein khush hogaya aur mein ne chotey chotey baal choot ke upar ke mehsoos kiye. Fir didi is tarha thori hili aur unhone jathka jesa khaya aur siski ki to mere lun unki gand ki drar mein ghus gaya toh woh rukh gayi. Mein smajh gaya didi jaabujh ke soney ka natak karahi hain, isliye woh p@nty bhi nahi pehne hui thi aur mein apni ungli unke choot ke upar ferney laga aur jor diya, didi ka sareer akhda hua tah aur mera lund full karha hogay, mein ungli ko aagay peeche karnay laga to woh siskiye lene lagi, aah aah ooh esi hi, fir woh jaag gayi aur ese hi lethi rahi fir mein ne unki gand ko pakra aur piche say kich liya, jab mein ungli fer ne laga to unho ne apni gand aur mere nazdeek kardiya aur jab mein apna lun unke gand ke kareeb kar hi raha tah unhon ne apna haath se mera lun pakar liya mein shock hogaya aur mera lun pakar ke aagey piche karnay lagi aur siskiyan lene lagi.

Woh ek min hili aur wahi par lethi rahi aur mein dherey dherey dhakay marte raha kareeb aadhay ghantey baad jab jadhany wala tah to lun nikalnay unki gand pe jadh gaya aur chup chaap leta raha aur so gaya, jab subhey utha to didi uth chuki thi aur kaam kar rahi thi, mein nahanay ke baad didi ke pass beth gaya aur woh apna past batanay lagi ke unka bf tah un ke saath woh raat guzaar chuki hain mein heraan hogaya aur smajh gaya jab hi didi itni khuwaar hoti thi. fir unho ne mujhe chooma aur mein khuwaar hogaya aur kehne lagi magar tumhari baat kuch aur hai mere bf mein bhi yeh quality nahi thi. us din ghar mein koi nahi tah mein ne fir didi ko chooma aur un ke saarey kapray utaar diye, didi kehne lagi aahista dear, fir apna lun bahar nikala aur direct didi ke choot mein daal diya aur jor jor se jhatka diya woh chila rahi thi bus araam se dear aram sey, mein ne kuch nahi socha aur un ke choot ko apnay maal paani se bhar diya fir unke chahti ko choos ne laga, woh aur khuwaar hogayi aur ek dum mast hogayi aur awaj nikal ne lagi aah ohh ese. fir ek baar jor ka jhatka diya aur maza khatam karey apna muth ka paani un ke mun par fekh diya.

Jab bhi ghar mein koi nahi hota mein faida uta tah hun. To dosto meri kahani kesi lagi aap sab ko aap bhi apni behan ko ese chod saktey hain. hope maja to aya hoga. Good bye. 

News Say Darr Hindi Jokes Sms

Mujhay To News Wali Aunty Say Dar Lagnay Laga

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Kehti Hain

Jo Sab Chupatay Hain Hum Wohi Dikhaate Hain.

Kya Zamana Agaya Hain

Privacy Naam Ki To Koi Cheez Hi Nahi.



Chotay Kapray Hindi Jokes Sms

Boss: Yeh Tum Itne Chotay Chotay Kapray Kyu Pehnti Ho?

P.S: Kya Karun Sir Itne Kam Salary Main To Chotay Kapray Hi Pehnoongi Na.

Pathan Sardar Aur GF Hindi Jokes Sms

Sardar: Khan Sahab Yeh Meri GF Tina.

Pathan: Oh! Main Ise Janta Hun.

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Pathan: Hum Sotey Hue Pakray Gaye Teh

Sardar: Khan Sahab Kya Bakwaas Karahe Ho.

Pathan: Oh Sardar Jee Maths Class Main Lecture Suntey Hue.

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Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Ladkiya Aur Doctor Hindi Jokes Sms


2 Ladkiyan Doc Kay Paas Jate Hue Ek Ki Chahti Choti Aur Doosrey Ki Chahti Bari Hotey Hain.

Doc Dava Deta He, Doosrey Din 1st Ladki Ati Hai Ke Pehle Say Bhi Jiyada Chotay Hogaye Hain,

Doc Jab 2nd Ladki Ka Poochta Hain Woh Kaha Hain? 1st Ladki: Use To Doodh Ki Company Utha

Kay Le Gayi.






Thursday, January 22, 2015

Tendulkar Ki Patni Hindi Jokes Sms


Tendulkar Apni Patni Ki Chudai Karaha Tah:

Darling Pitch Sahi Nahi Ghaas Bohet Hain, Shot Nahi Lag Rahay,

Patni: Pagal Abhi Ishi Pitch Per Afridi Century Maar Kay Gaya Hain...:D





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