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Monday, April 21, 2014

Wife Ka Dono Choos Funny Adult Sms

Aankhon Keliye
Gajar Ka Juice,

Dimagh Keliye
Badaam Ka Juice,

Sehat Keliye
Apple Ka Juice,

Aur

Hamesha Khush Rehnay Keliye

Wife
Ka Dono
( . ) ( . )
Choos.....:D



Chai Aur Ladki Funny Adult Sms

Chai Aur Ladki Mein 6 Qualities Honi Chahiye

Garam Ho,
Tez Ho,
Meethi Ho,
Doodh Jiyada Ho,
5 Minute Mein Taiyaar Hojaye Aur
Raat Bhar Sonay Na Dey.


Sardarni Ka Balatkaar Funny Adult Sms

Sardarni : Sardar Jee Kal Raat 3 Chor Aye

Aur Mera Balatkaar Karkay Chale Gaye.

Sardar: Tumne Unhe Roka Nahi?

Sardarni : Bohat Roka Par Bolay Ab Aur Takaat Nahi Hai, Kal Phir Ayengay....:D



Sunday, April 20, 2014

Aurat Kay 3 Karishmay Funny Adult Sms

Aurat Kay 3 Karishmay!

1. Baghair Ghaas Khaye Aram Say Doodh Deit Hain.

2. Baghar Daanton Kay Kaccha Ghost Khaati Hain.

Aur

3. Baghari Lund Kay Mard Ki Gaand Phaarh Deti Hain...



Gaandoo Kahan Hai Funny Adult Sms

Naukar: Sahab Aap Kay Kisi Khaas Dost Ka Phone Aya Tah.

Sahab: Tujhe Kesay Pata Kay Woh Mera Khaas Dost Hai?

Naukar: Woh Pooch Raha Tah Gaandoo Kahan Hai?




Pehle Doodh Pilana Funny Adult Sms

Dulhan Apnay Kamray Mein Ati Hai Brazer Utaarnay Lagi.

Dulha: Yeh Kiya Kar Rahi Ho?

Dulhan: Maa Ne Kahan Tah Dulha Jesay Hi Kamray May Aaye Sab Say Pehle Doodh Pilana....:D



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