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Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Ladkiya Aur Doctor Hindi Jokes Sms

2 Ladkiyan Doc Kay Paas Jate Hue Ek Ki Chahti Choti Aur Doosrey Ki Chahti Bari Hotey Hain.

Doc Dava Deta He, Doosrey Din 1st Ladki Ati Hai Ke Pehle Say Bhi Jiyada Chotay Hogaye Hain,

Doc Jab 2nd Ladki Ka Poochta Hain Woh Kaha Hain? 1st Ladki: Use To Doodh Ki Company Utha

Kay Le Gayi.






Thursday, January 22, 2015

Tendulkar Ki Patni Hindi Jokes Sms


Tendulkar Apni Patni Ki Chudai Karaha Tah:

Darling Pitch Sahi Nahi Ghaas Bohet Hain, Shot Nahi Lag Rahay,

Patni: Pagal Abhi Ishi Pitch Per Afridi Century Maar Kay Gaya Hain...:D





Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Kuch Karo Na Adult Hindi Sms

Train Main Patni Apnay Pati Say Boli:

"Aaj Saturday Nite Hai Kuch Karo Na..."

Pati Bola: Dekha Nahi Saamnay Kia Likha Hain

"Chalti Train Main Upar Charna Mana Hain".






Friday, January 16, 2015

Sujata Cousin Ki Mast Chudai Kahani

Amit Ne Shaadi Shuda Cousin Sujata Ki Chudai Ki.
Hi dosto, Mera naam amit sinha hain, yeh meri pehli aur sachi kahani hain main bengaluru ka rehna wala hun. Main ek khoobsurat ladka hun jis ki umar sirf 22 saal hain Mera jism aur mera look dekh ke ladkiyan pagal hojati hain aur kyu na ho hu hi main esa. Meray lund ka size 7inch lamba aur 3inch mota hain Kher mein chudai ki kahani kaafi lambe arsay say padhta araha hun isliye mujhay chudai ka bohet shok hain ek tamanna thi kay kisi ladki ki chudai karun aur khoob majay lun.

Kher main aaj aap ko life ki pehli chudai experience kay baaray main batata hun jo kay maray liye hamesha yaadgaar hain aur rahegi. To yeh baat un dino ki hain jab mera pita naukri ki wajah say kuwait main rehtey thy to zahir si baat hain hum sab bhi wahi tey yaani poora pariwar. Jo log wahan jaa chukay hain woh wahan ke mahol say kahi jhuray hue hain. Waha ka mahol bohet sakt hain. So ese mohal main mere paas ko zarya nahi tah jis say main apni chudai ki jandagi shuru karun. Us waqt meri umar 18 saal to hogi kyu ke is baat ko 4 saal honay walay hain. Hamaray ghar say durr main hi meri cuzn ka ghar tah. Jo shaadi shuda thi aur 3 bachon ki maa bhi thi. Uski umar 25 saal hogi aur fig ek dum mast tah Chahti ka size to esa tah jese kabhi bache ko doodh na pilaya ho aur gaand itni moti ke dekh ke lund khara hojaye. In short bohet hi khoobsurat thi aur apnay aap ko maintain bohet rakhti thi. Us ka naam sujata hain. Sujata ke pati kisi jagha naukri karta tah aur kam zyada honey ki wajah say ghar nhut kaam ata tah jis ki wajay se meri cuzn us say naraz rehti thi.

Chutti thi to meri maa ne subah hi subah us ke ghar jane ko kaha. Pehle to main ne mana kardiya. Leken maa ke force karne par main janey keliye tyaar hogaya. Maa ne kuch kahane ki cheez bheji thi. Main fir pocha aur darwajay par ghanti di leken kaafi der tak koi nahi aya. Fir main ne kaafi der bell di to darwajay khula leken darwaja kholne wala nazar nahi aya. Main fir andar gaya aur drawing walay kamray main jaa kar khara hogaya. Bedrum se cuzn ki awaj aae ke yahan ajaon. Main agaya to woh bhi abhi tak bistar pe leti thi. Usne chadar lapeti hui thi aur esa lag raha tah kay us ne ander kuch nahi pehna hua.  Main ne usay maa ki bheji hui cheez di usne mujhay apnay barabar betha liya. Main bacho ka poucha to bataya kay doosray kamray main so rahey hain.

Fir us nay mujhay say baatein shuru kardi. Us ne kaha kay mujhay dekh kay bohet khushi hoi r main aksar aya karo main akeli bor hoti hun. Fir usne apnay pati ki shakayat shuru kardi ke un ke paas mere liye waqt nahi hain jab dekho kaam aur sirf kaam. Fir us ne edhar udhar ki baatain shuru kard. Fir kehne lagi kay tum to kaafi barey hogaye ho ab to tumhari shaadi karni chahiye. Fir usne poocha kay kya main kisi ladki ko pasand karta hun? Main sharma kay jawaab deta raha aur woh majay karti rahi. Achanak us ne mera haath pakra aur poocha kya kabhi kisi ladki ko haath lagaya kya? Main pehle chup raha to kehne lagi kay kyu ladkiyon kay tarha shamr rahe ho? Us ne saath saath apna haath mere haath pe pherna shuru kardiya. Mere lund khara honey laga. Kehne lagi tum to bohet kamzor hogaye ho dud nahi pete kya? Main ne kaha nahi peta acha nahi lagta mujhay. Us ne kaha chalo main tumhay esa dud pilati hun jo tumhay acha lagay ga. Yeh kehtey hi usne apni chadar kamar tak neeche karli. Uffffff dosto kya bataon kya nazara tah uski kaalay brraaa main uskay 34d maaamay bohet khoobsurat lag rahe teh full akray hua thy.

Main heraan ho kar peechay hata lein us ne mujhay apna upar gira liya aur kehne lagi mera doodh piyo. Mian ne kaha ke yeh theek nahi hain per thori dear main us ne mujhay choomna shuru kardiya muh mere muh mein daal diya. Aur saath hi apna haath meri pant mai daal diya dosto kya bataon esa lag raha tah ke main jese randi khaney main agaya ho bohhhheeeeet maja araha tah. Main ne fir jawaab dena shuru kardiya... Main ne us ke saary mu, gardan aur galy per zubaan pher raha tah kaan ko dant se kaat raha tah woh halki halki siskarian leney lagi jis say mujhay aur maja ane laga. Mere haath us ke chahti se khelne lagy main ne unhain bara ka upar say jor jor say dabana shuru kardiya.

Fir main ne apna muh us ke bara pe rakha aur chatna shuru kardiya esi doraan main ne us ki bara utaar di. Bukhy sher ki tarha us ke chahti per muh marnay laga r uhny bedardi se katny laga jis se woh tarap uthi......aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaahhhhhhh araam se main tumhari hun jaan ki awajain nikalnay lagi. Main ek chahti ko muh se choos raha tah doosray ko haath se noch raha tah woh bhi pura majay le rahi thi. Meray doosray haath uski taango ke beech ghoom raha tah. Us ke chahti se doodh nikalnay laga jo main saaara pi gaya. Kaafi waqt us ke mamoon se khelta raha fir main peat pe choomna shuru karidy aur us kia naam main bhi choomnay laga. Us ki taango pe choomte hi woh be sabar ho rahi thi aur jor jor say awajain nikaal rahi thi ke choos mera ras maar de mujhay aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh mar gayi  aaaaahhhhhhhhhh chod de mujhay meri jaaan pplzzzzz meri pyaas bhuja do aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.

Fir woh mujhay apni phuddi chatneyh ka kehne lagi main ne mana kardiya us ne apnay raano pe shahad dala aur mujhay chatne ko kaha mujhay shahad bohet pasand hai main ne chaat liya aur saath hi uski phuddi main ungli karne laga mujhay bohet maja araha tah uski siskarian sun kar aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh mar gayiiiiiii aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh......us se ab aur sabar nahi horaha tah us ne mujhay upar ki taraf anay ko keh kar mujhay noochney lagi........ meri gardan aur honth pe be dardi se katne r choomnay lagi main kameez to utaar chuka tah us ne meri pant phaar di........ Woh bohet garam ho chuki thi mera lund dekhtey hi toot pari aur usay choosnay lagi mujhay bhi dard mehsoos horaha tah to main usay kha saali kacha khae ge lund? R baloon say pakar kar peeche kardiya.........

Mein to heraan ho kar reh gaya main apne lund ki taraf dekha to woh bohet lamba ho chuka tah aur dard se phatne wala tah. us ne kaha yeh tumhara 1 time hai na? mujhay tumhara sara cum apne andar chahiye...us ke baad woh bistar pe let gayi...mujhay kuhc nahi pata tha main ne fir se us ke pero par choomna shuru kardiya es dafa shehad ka paseena mil chuka tah aur ajeeb sa test tah bohet majah araha tah...woh bohet garam ho chuki thi aur chalane lagi saaly daal lund meri phuddi main bujha day pyaas per mujhay kuch pata nahi tah....Us ne mujhay apney ander liya aur choomna shuru kardiya saath hi apni taangain khol kar mera lund apni phuddi main daal diya meri taangon pe apni taangain meri jis ke wajah say main apna balance na rakh sakar mera pura lund ek hi jhatkay main us ke andar chalagaya aur woh chikni lagi aur aahain bhar ne lagi meri jaan hain tu choos le sara ras mera.....
maar daal mujhay mujhay aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh mar gayiiiii ahhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh mar gayi aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh mar gayi aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh us ke baad usne jor daar grip ki meri kamar pe r tangain lepar lain. Mere lund say aur us ki choot say paani nikal chuka tah main bohet deela par gaya r us ke uper hi par raha 15 min baad jab utha to woh soo chuki thi main ne usay choomna shuru kardiya aur fir nahane chala gaya jab wapis aya to woh dekh kar muskra rahi thi .

Kasam se yaaro kya majay ka din tah bata nahi sakta hai agar aap ko ladki chodnay ka moqa miley to jaroor choda bohet majah ata hain umeed hain kahani pasand ayi hogi. Is kahani ko share karna mat bhoolna.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Pathan Sardar Aur GF Hindi Jokes Sms

Sardar: Khan Sahab Yeh Meri GF Tina.

Pathan: Oh! Main Ise Janta Hun.

Sardar: Kesay?

Pathan: Hum Sotey Hue Pakray Gaye Teh

Sardar: Khan Sahab Kya Bakwaas Karahe Ho.

Pathan: Oh Sardar Jee Maths Class Main Lecture Suntey Hue.

Think +Ve




Chotay Kapray Hindi Jokes Sms

Boss: Yeh Tum Itne Chotay Chotay Kapray Kyu Pehnti Ho?

P.S: Kya Karun Sir Itne Kam Salary Main To Chotay Kapray Hi Pehnoongi Na.

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